Taxpayers subsidize 'sex dens and lap-dancing clubs'

"Conservatism" You Can Believe In

Government subsidies the average voter can relate to.

Those aged between 18 and 24 are offered work as bar staff, receptionists and cleaners as part of Conservative Party Welfare Secretary Iain Duncan Smith’s work program.

Taxpayers are helping subsidize sex dens that lure jobless teenagers into ­working for them, the Sunday People can reveal.


Subsidize Lap Dancing Businesses
Welfare Secretary Iain Duncan Smith
Conservative Party

Lap-dancing clubs and massage parlours can get grants worth up to £2,275 for every youngster they hire through JobCentres reports the UK Mirror.,

Those aged between 18 and 24 are offered work as bar staff, receptionists and cleaners as part of Welfare Secretary Iain Duncan Smith’s work program.

Labour is demanding proper research by ­ministers to see if girls there end up as sex workers.

MP Fiona Mactaggart says she has met teenagers who started as cloakroom ­attendants and went on to do sex acts for money.

She said: “Parents don’t want their daughters ­working in these ­environments. Taxpayers should not subsidize teens into this kind of work.”

The DWP said: “To be eligible for our schemes, jobs must not exploit ­vulnerable jobseekers.”

JobCentres are banned from advertising “vacancies which involve performing sexual activities”.

The Democrat Condom Police Are Back

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Muslims Try To Kidnap Lesbian Sister's Gay Lover

News Flash - For some strange reason no one from this family
managed to qualify for the Miss World Pageant.

"You've messed with the wrong Muslims"

• Muslim Asian family calls the white Lesbian lover a "honky".
• Judge says siblings of Nazma Dizza were motivated by religious and racial hatred and disapproval of her sexuality.
• But if you dare to speak up against importing Muslims you are called a racist etc. 

Six siblings from a "traditional Asian Muslim family" in Lancashire have been jailed after attempting to kidnap the white lesbian lover of one of their sisters, threatening to kill her because she had "messed with the wrong Muslims".

Sentencing them to between three-and-a-half and six years in prison, the judge said they had been motivated by religious and racial hatred as well as disapproval of their sister's sexuality.

"This case is about power and control," Judge Graham Knowles, QC, told the family at Preston crown court on Friday. "It's about striking terror into the heart, in order to control not just the body but also the will," reports the UK Guardian.

Almost three years ago Nazma Ditta, one of nine children from Blackburn, began a secret relationship with Sarah Harrison when both women worked at a clothes shop in Blackburn, Preston crown court heard.

Unhappy that Nazma, now 28, was in a same sex relationship – and with a white non-Muslim woman – six of Nazma's siblings plotted to break up the relationship. They claimed a teacher at a mosque had told them to "take action now or it might be too late" and had given permission "to be violent", the court heard.

The family wanted Nazma to enter into an arranged marriage with a cousin or another man, and discussed putting her on a plane to Pakistan, the judge noted. They concocted the plot via the online text messaging service WhatsApp, referring to it as "our mission as a family".

Three of Nazma's sisters, one wearing a full face veil, were caught on CCTV kicking and punching Harrison, 35, after she finished work at USC Clothing in Blackburn town centre on 20 June last year.
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They were shown dragging her to the floor by her hair and snatching her handbag, before rifling through it to take out Nazma's passport and other things belonging to her. Beforehand, text messages exchanged between the siblings referred to "battering that bitch". One, sent by Nayyar Mehmood, 36, the second oldest sibling, urged her siblings to attack Harrison and warned them: "A kaffir [non-believer] is taking over." Another message referred to Harrison as a "honky", offensive slang for a white person.

CCTV shown to the court showed sisters Nighat Morris, 39, the eldest child in the family, along with Atfah Ditta, 32, and Ghazala Ditta, 31, trying and failing to bundle Harrison into the back of a car before driving away. All three were sentenced to five years and four months after pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit actual bodily harm, attempted kidnap and robbery.

They were guarded during the attack by Tahmoor Ditta, 26, one of Nazma's brothers. He had a bradawl "clenched in his fist with the spike poking out between his fingers" which he used to try to scare off one of Harrisons's colleagues, who tried to intervene in the attack. He received a six-year sentence for conspiracy to commit actual bodily harm, attempted kidnap, robbery, possession of an offensive weapon and battery.

Both Harrison and her colleague told police Ghazala shouted: "Get her in, get her in, you've messed with the wrong Muslims, we're going to kill you."

Two other sisters, Nayyar Mehmood, 38, and Tosif Ditta, 35, received three-and-a-half years after pleading guilty to conspiracy to commit actual bodily harm.

All were ordered not to go near Nazma or Harrison, who are still a couple, until the judge discharges the restraining order.

All were ordered not to go near Nazma or Harrison, who are still a couple, until the judge discharges the restraining order.

The court heard Harrison has had to quit her job and sell her home for fear of reprisals. In a witness impact statement read to the court she said she was terrified that she would be the victim of an acid attack.

Nazma kept her sexuality a secret until 19 June last year, shortly after she moved out of the family home. "Knowing that the family would react very badly to the news that she was gay and that she was in an on-going relationship, Nazma Ditta had been slowly moving her belongings from the family home over to Miss Harrison's home in Blackpool since December 2012," said prosecuting barrister Richard Haworth.

"The family had a traditional arranged marriage planned for her and had already suggested a suitor – her cousin, to whom the family believed she was betrothed, and whom she in fact had already rejected," said Haworth. "In April 2013 three further suitors were suggested to her and a date of February 2014 was mentioned for her marriage and that of her two siblings, including Tasawar [a brother, aged 29], who the family are aware is gay." The Dittas were a "traditional Asian Muslim family", he added.

Nazma agreed to a marriage but resolved to run away and live with Harrison, the court heard. On 10 June she called Tasawar from a withheld number, telling him she was gay but not mentioning her relationship with Harrison. On 11 June Nazma had an "emotional"meeting with Tasawar, Ghazala and their mother, Rani, who was originally charged as part of the conspiracy to kidnap Harrison. (The charges against Rani were dropped earlier this year when the prosecution agreed not to submit any evidence in relation to her if six of her children pleaded guilty.)

After that meeting the family "closed ranks and told or cajoled and emotionally blackmailed" Nazma, said Haworth. She received abusive text messages from her siblings. One, from Tasawar, said: "I am dead to you, Delete my number. I hope you are happy with Sarah." One of her sisters, 31-year-old Ghazala, then texted to call Nazma a "selfish stupid bitch. Just wait until we get hold of you."

Her husband, a white man called Stuart Morris, was called to give evidence on Friday, and claimed that the Dittas welcomed him into their family. "Race, religion, sexuality has never been an issue in this family," he told the court, saying that not only was one of the sons – Tasawar, gay, but that one of the other daughters had been in a lesbian relationship while at university.

The siblings on trial claim they acted because they we had "genuine, deep seated concern as to Nazma's welfare," and "acting out of concern for their parents", said Ricky Holland, defending Aftah Ditta, 32, a university educated mother of two young children, who pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit actual bodily harm.

After the sentencing, gay rights activist Peter Tatchell said: "We regularly get reports from lesbian and gay muslim people who say they have been threatened, intimidated or beaten up by family members who disapprove of their sexuality.

"It is a minority problem but it is very worrying that the victims are so fearful that they don't seek prosecution.

"It would be really helpful if muslim organisations and mosques spoke out and spoke out more frequently against all honour based violence, including that which targets lesbian, gay and transgender Muslims."

Thanks to Blazing Cat Fur for a heads up on this story.

 

Sex Droids - The US is falling behind Japan

The Pleasure Droids Are Coming

The Japanese are passing American businesses by

in the race to market sex droids.

By Gary;

I don't know if I should laugh or if I should cry.

On one hand we have the US Government funding the creation of Terminator Hunter-Killers for the military (what could possibly go wrong with that?).  Then we have businesses creating robots of every type to put people out of work.  Now even prostitutes would join the unemployment line as your very own personal Sex Droid would spew forth from automated factories.

Yes, we are about to be royally fucked in more ways than one.

I am going to hold out for the
Scarlett Johansson droid.

One American invented what may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot.  For $7,000, she's all yours.

Douglas Hines' pleasure droid is powered by a computer under her soft silicone "skin," she employs voice-recognition and speech-synthesis software to answer questions and carry on conversations. She even comes loaded with five distinct "personalities," from Frigid Farrah to Wild Wendy, that can be programmed to suit customers' preferences reports CNN.

"There's a tremendous need for this kind of product," said Hines, a computer scientist and former Bell Labs engineer.

Women have inquired about ordering a sex robot, too. Hines says a female sex therapist even contacted him about buying one for her patients.

When someone speaks to the droid, her computer converts the words to text and then uses pattern-recognition software to match them against a database containing hundreds of appropriate responses. The robot then answers aloud -- her prerecorded "voice" is supplied by an unnamed radio host -- through a loudspeaker hidden under her wig.

"Everything you say to her is processed. It's very near real time, almost without delay," Hines said of the dynamics of human-Robot conversation. "To make it as realistic as possible, she has different dialogue at different times. She talks in her sleep. She even snores." (The snoring feature can be turned off, he says.)

Jon Davis Gets a Sex Robot

A raunchy take on the future of sex.  World Wrestling Entertainment's

Chris Jericho is a hilarious improvisational actor in this clip.

Are Sex Robots The Future?

Female Android Sex Toy In Japan

Slutty Cyborgs in America

(Santa Barbara Independent)    -  There’s a scene in the new movie Her in which Samantha, the sultry-voiced computer operating system of the film’s title, talks up the benefits of being nonhuman.

“I’m not limited,” purrs Scarlett Johansson as the artificially intelligent heroine. “I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in the way that I would be if I was stuck inside a body that’s inevitably going to die.”

I’ll bet she never feels bloated, either. Or insists on switching over to Downton Abbey when the game’s gone into overtime. Or complains about the lingering lunchy onion stench on the breath of Theo, the lonely divorcé who buys Samantha and falls in love with her.

Both onscreen and off, modern society is flirting with the notion that technology can satisfy us in ways that flesh-and-blood lovers can’t.

Don’t believe me? Check out InvisibleGirlfriend.com, set to launch this Valentine’s Day. For a monthly fee, the company will conjure up “believable virtual and real-world proof” that you have a girlfriend. Yup. You can order up voice mails, text messages, social-media interaction, cards, and even flowers from a nonexistent female in order to, say, convince a roommate you’re not gay, put an end to a coworker’s come-ons, or get your nagging parents off your back.

Forbidden Man - Droid Love

Once upon a time, it was embarrassing even to admit that you met your girlfriend through an Internet dating site. But now that we’ve all been to weddings of couples who met online, it seems we no longer want technology to help us find our partners; we want technology to be our partners — to fulfill the needs for which we’ve always sought human lovers. To understand us and keep us company. To prove to all the world that we’re lovable. And of course (gulp), for sexual satisfaction.

“I think it’s inevitable that sex robots become, like, a thing,” says my friend Matt Allen. “For better or worse.”

The world’s a better place when everyone’s needs are met, and who really gives a slutty cyborg how they do it?

“There’s nothing morally wrong with it per se,” agrees Matt, who’s given the issue more thought than a married father of two young girls probably should (his wife says he can’t have a sex robot, for what it’s worth). “But I do think it’s going to make male-female relationships in the far future extremely different — and not in the best way.”

There’s, um, a best way?

“It’s going to increase the percentage of men who give up on the pressure of a real relationship,” he says, pointing to Japan’s current concern over the new generation of so-called “herbivore” men who are rejecting the pressures of careers and relationships — even forgoing sex. “That’s possible now, being gatherers rather than hunters. Think about it: If men could have all the sex they want without having a relationship, they would take it. Just like kids would take all the candy they could get.”

Sci-fi fans have long predicted a robot uprising that would undo humankind. Could society’s new love affair with computerized companions be the start?

“They warned us the robo-apocalypse was coming,” Matt says. “They didn’t tell us it would come in the form of sex robots. Surprise!”

Also see Creativegreed.com/Futuristic-3d-Robots




Pleasure Droids

$175 Million for Penis Pumps - Thank You Taxpayers

Socialist Erections

A Marxist re-distribution of the wealth in

order to buy penis pumps.

From my experience, manly Capitalists do not need help getting it up.

Taxpayers paid nearly $175 million for vacuum erection systems (VES), commonly known as “penis pumps,” from 2006 to 2011, according to an inspector general report released on Monday.

The federal government paid more than double the retail price for VES, the Department of Health and Human Services IG found. Medicare prices for the systems, the report said, “remain grossly excessive compared with the amounts that non-Medicare payers pay,” reports the Washington Free Beacon.

Medicare paid 473,620 VES claims during calendar years 2006 through 2011, according to the IG report.

Health care policy experts said the revelations in the IG report are a troubling indication of what they describe as wasteful spending in federal health programs.

“The fact that taxpayers have spent more than a quarter of a billion dollars over the past decade on penis pumps via Medicare is obscene and insulting – even moreso when you consider that this is an arena of Medicare expenditures rife with fraud and where the government doesn’t even bother to assess medical necessity,” said Ben Domenech, a senior fellow at the Heartland Institute.

Get Your Penis Pumps Today
Karl Marxs Shops are here to serve every wealth redistribution wet dream of the unwashed Proletariat masses.  Come in today and see our fully stocked shelves of Obamaphones, penis pumps and free EBT card ready to eat pizzas.  Never worry about getting a bill from Marxs Shop.  Some other guy somewhere will pick up the tab for you.

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Bipartisan Marxism
This particular penis pump wealth redistribution bullshit began in the "small government" GOP controlled House and Senate of 2005 - 2007.  It continued on with a Democrat controlled Congress and continues to this day with a Democrat Senate and GOP House. 

Internet Porn Filters Backed By Conservatives

One man's "porn" in another man's freedom.

Conservative Internet Porn Filters

• The British Conservative Party is on a rampage to tighten Big Brother's grip on the free flow of Internet information and images with special "filters" under the control of government.
• Adults are to be treated like children as the parent (government) decides for them what photos or words they will be allowed to see.
• Using "think of the children" is a convenient way to block a lot of content the British government doesn't want its citizens to see, with no public consultation whatsoever.

British Liberal Democrats have triggered fury by vowing to overturn David Cameron’s plans for Internet porn filters.

Child safety experts and MPs called the move ‘irresponsible’ and warned it would undermine attempts to "protect" children from hardcore pornography.

Lib Dem party president Tim Farron said the Government should enshrine the ‘digital rights of the citizen’ and halt requirement for ‘filters, lists or controls on legal material’ reports the UK Daily Mail.

Farron said filters were ‘misconceived, ineffective and illiberal’. A motion set to be adopted at the party’s spring conference will say ‘families and individuals should decide how they wish to use them’.

He warned ‘essential sites’ on sex education and gay rights were being blocked, while porn was slipping through filters.

‘Our motion is designed to strengthen Lib Dem ministers’ hands in challenging this nonsensical policy, which has yet to be brought before the House of Commons,’ he said.

Conservative MP Julian Smith said: ‘Tim Farron is clearly putting his Lib Dem leadership ambitions ahead of our children’s protection. (The usual "Think of the children" bullshit.)

Helen Goodman, Labour’s media spokesman, said: ‘It’s typically irresponsible of the Liberal Democrats to oppose this protection.

Labour has pledged to bring in mandatory filters if the coalition’s voluntary approach is found to have failed.

The government's filter, which comes into full effect this month after a year of lobbying, will block far more than dirty pictures. That was always the intention, and in recent weeks it has become clear that the mission creep of Internet censorship is even creepier than campaigners had feared.

In the name of protecting children from a rotten tide of raunchy videos, a terrifying precedent is being set for state control of the digital commons says the UK Guardian.
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One of Britain's biggest Internet providers, claimed that the Internet has no "social or moral framework". Well, neither does a library. Nobody would dream of insisting a local book exchange deployed morality robots to protect children from discovering something their parents might not want them to see. Online, that's just what's happening, except that in this case, every person who uses the Internet is being treated like a child.

Cameron's porn filter looks less like an attempt to protect kids than a convenient way to block a lot of content the British government doesn't want its citizens to see, with no public consultation whatsoever.
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Frightened of Freedom

A British Big Brother is to control what Internet 

images and words you will be allowed to look at.

 

"Are you a slut?" - New York's Education Dept. Wants to Know

The Dumbing Down of America

The N.Y. Socialistic Common Core education website

included an insane sex quiz.

Did someone put something in the water?  I swear the nation is being dumbed down to the level of a 14 year old.

While lawmakers in Democrat run New York State are considering delaying the Common Core standards initiative because of its disastrous rollout, new problems with the academic standards are now drawing intense criticism.

Carol Burris, New York’s 2013 High School Principal of the Year, reports at Valerie Strauss’s Washington Post blog that Anna Shah, the mother of a kindergarten student, discovered highly offensive materials on the Student Services Page of the Engage NY Common Core materials site.

When Shah reported her discovery to NYSED, the page was taken down, though the link had reportedly been active since October of 2012 reports Breitbart News.

The link below is to a screen shot made prior to the removal of the site.

The New York State Education Department (NYSED) site contained a section called “Make test prep fun,” which directed students to a site with quizzes that help them find out if they are a “sexy bitch,” “evil,” a “freak,” “insane,” etc.

So-called "educators" are some of the most fucking stupid people in America.

Scrolling down and right on the page, students could also click on the links to take quizzes that would help them find out if they are “sluts,” or “losers.”

Questions on the “Are you a slut?” test include:

• How many sexual partners have you had?
• Would you have a threesome or a gang bang?
• Are you often called a slut?
• Have you ever let a boy hump you or grind on you in your younger years?
• Have you ever messed around with brothers, cousins, or some other people related somehow?
• What type of sex do you enjoy/prefer?

Students who wish to find out if they are a “loser” must answer these questions:

• Are you a virgin?
• Do you pay to talk to hot girls, and or pay for any female interaction?
• How many times per day do you jerk your dick to porn/female pictures?
• When did you last have sex?
• How much is in your savings and checking?
• What’s the average size of your dick?
• How much time do you spend on femdom sites per day?
• Do you cross dress?

As Burris writes, the Engage NY website, created and maintained by NYSED, was supposed to be a step in a positive direction for Common Core in New York.

Board of Regents Chancellor Merryl Tisch had earlier boasted that New York is the only state using its award of over $28 million in Race to the Top funds to develop curricula aligned with the new standards.

The People's Republic of New York
Thanks to http://www.longislandfirearms.com/forum/

Vagina gun pulled after dispute over space aliens - It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.


EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.

Vagina Gun Pulled After

Dispute Over Space Aliens

A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”

As detailed in a probable cause statement, Jennifer McCarthy, a 48-year-old artist, argued about space aliens with her 53-year-old beau, whose name was redacted from the document released by the Santa Fe County Sheriff’s Office.

When questioned by deputies, McCarthy reportedly acknowledged that she “did have a gun at the time” the couple was yelling at each other reports The Smoking Gun.

McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.

While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?” The probable cause statement, drafted by Deputy Chris Zook, does not indicate whether McCarthy’s boyfriend dared to answer that query.

After removing the gun from her vagina, McCarthy pointed it at her boyfriend’s head, investigators charge. Fearing that he could get shot, the man grabbed the weapon from McCarthy and put it in the toilet.

McCarthy’s boyfriend subsequently “took it out of the toilet and put it in the trash can outside.” Deputy Zook reported that he recovered “a silver Smith and Wesson in the outside trash can.”

Pictured in the above mug shot, McCarthy was arrested on a felony charge of aggravated assault on a household member. She was booked into the county jail, from which she was released Sunday after posting $5000 bond.

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Porta Potty Peeper Gets 3 Years

BOULDER, Colo. — A Colorado man who hid in the tank of a portable toilet at a yoga festival to spy on women has been sentenced to three years in prison and 10 years of probation.

Luke Chrisco's sentence was handed down Friday in Boulder. The 31-year-old pleaded guilty in July to attempted unlawful sexual contact and two burglary counts reports the Huffington Post.

Police arrested Chrisco in 2011 after a woman at a yoga festival in Boulder noticed something moving in the tank of the portable toilet, then saw a feces-stained man emerge and run away. Police say he also was suspected of hiding in other bathrooms around Boulder to watch women use the toilet.

KUSA-TV reports ( ) that prosecutors dropped other burglary charges and a misdemeanor count of criminal invasion as part of a plea agreement.

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Suspect caught with a LOT

of jewelry up his rectum

John Abernethy, the records officer at York County Prison in Pennsylvania, says it's common for prisoners to hide contraband in their anuses. But the case of a new detainee surprised even him.

X-rays taken after Christopher Scheller, 18, crashed a car into a tree in December revealed a cache of stolen jewelry and synthetic marijuana shoved into his rectum, police say reports the Huffington Post.

Scheller managed to stow away in his butt:

• four bracelets
• four necklaces
• 11 women's rings
• a socket for a smoking wrench
• a bag of weed

An officer approached him following the accident, according to a Southwestern Regional Police bulletin published Jan. 7.

"I've never personally heard of an inmate going to those extremes," Abernethy told The Huffington Post.

The officer at the scene, suspecting Scheller was driving drunk, followed up at the hospital. Officials there said they had spotted "an abnormality" in his body cavity.

Scheller at first was reluctant to extract the goods but later agreed, police noted. The jewelry was found to have been stolen from a home, authorities said.

The teen is behind bars and facing a slew of charges, including theft, receiving stolen property and driving under the influence.

Muslim Sex Police Arrest Pregnant Woman

The Muslim Sex Police At Work

George Town, Malaysia  -  A mother of two and an eight-month pregnant woman were among 19 Muslim couples detained here by Penang Religious Department for committing khalwat (close proximity) on New Year Day.

The pre-dawn raid was carried out from 2am on several budget hotels in Sebarang Perai and Timur Laut districts from Department's chief enforcement officer Khairul Azman Azizan said the 29-year-old mother had taken her two children, aged between three and six year-old, to the hotel room to be with her boyfriend.

“They tried to pass themselves off as married couple but checks revealed they were not married,” he said.

Khairul said they also detained an eight-month pregnant woman with her boyfriend after they failed to prove that they were married.

He said those detained were in their 20s to 40s and included students from the local higher learning institutions.

Full article: Malaysia Chronicle.com

Back in the real world . . .

Those of us non-Muslims living in a world of freedom love

having the right of close proximity to beautiful women.

 

Liberals Oppose Buffalo Sex - And the horror of hunger goes on and on

"Thou Shalt Not Hump"

• Liberal Conservationists in California have put bison on birth control to prevent new baby bison.  This is considered "enlightened" in a world of hungry people.
• On the other hand, a Conservative John Muir Conservationist would encourage endless bison humping and the birth of baby bison.  The meat of the "extra" bison would be used to feed hungry children. 

Liberalism is a Mental Disorder  -  It is bad enough that Liberals fall all over themselves to abort or birth control every human baby possible.  Now that strange form of mental illness has moved into environmentalism with birth control for buffalo.  Under Liberalism they want just enough buffalo to "look at" in parks but never in large enough numbers so they can be used commercially to feed people.

A contraceptives program launched in 2009 on Catalina Island has been deemed an effective and more humane way of controlling the bison population than relocation, according to a new study by the Catalina Island Conservancy that will be published this month.

The new program is a form of immuno-contraception, using porcine zona pellucida (PZP) applied in a very small dose administered by a dart or syringe.

“It follows the same rules as a vaccine,” Duncan said. “The bison are doing what they were doing before and it’s not causing any difference in hormones or behavior,” reports the Daily Breeze.

The contraceptive has been used for fertility control in zoos, wild horses and white-tailed deer. The females are administered two doses their first year of the program and then one every year after that. This program is more cost-effective and efficient for the biologists, who no longer have to corral the huge animals or find them across the island. The population now is already stabilized at 159 animals.

The program has allowed wildlife biologists to keep population levels that are both beneficial to the herds of bison as well as the ecological health of the island.

“It’s a long-term program,” said Calvin Duncan, a wildlife biologist who co-led the contraceptives effort. “The conservancy is looking to find a balance. The bison have been really ingrained into the culture and the residents love them. Hopefully, this is something that can be considered in other bison herds.”

Bison were introduced to Catalina Island in 1924 for a movie that was never made, but have become somewhat of a historical icon indicative of the island’s wildlife. Over time, the herd grew to more than 600 animals, creating a need to remove bison off the island.

The conservancy had been shipping bison off to auction houses or relocating them to Native American reservations.

Think of the Children

But Liberals refuse to think of the children and would rather

they go hungry than eat buffalo meat.

"I am so hungry and liberal environmentalists
won't let me eat a buffalo burger."

Santa Catalina Island, a closed environment where Liberals can properly control the births and deaths of all living creatures.